Fourth grade students at McClellan Elementary wrote fanfiction in response to Bill Wallace's Totally Disgusting. To read their creative stories, click on a title below!
"The Attack"
Jake and Mewkiss thought they heard something, but they didn’t know what they heard, but then a rat appeared out of a hole and started attacking.
Jake had just morphed into an ape and started smashing his head against the rat but it did nothing. So the rat jumped at Mewkiss and bit down hard. Jake quickly turned into the rat and bit its tail hard. The rat ran to a fast food place and Jake followed him. Mewkiss climbed up the ceiling and jumped 100 ft. down and Mewkiss’ teeth landed on the rat and killed it.
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"Jessica's Big Trip!"
Jessica went on a trip with her family and Barkus. Mewkiss did not come because he had to get his stitches removed at the vet. Jessica met a girl with a dog and played with Barkus on the trip. Meanwhile her grandma got food for Mewkiss to eat. When grandma was getting Mewkiss she put him at the house. Then grandma went to get her hair done. She went back to the house and Mewkiss ripped the couch. Mewkiss also broke the glass and grandma got so mad. When Jessica’s parents got home they were so mad at Mewkiss.
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"Rats!"
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Jessica. She was very playful and loving. One day she met this boy named Harry Potter. She let him move in. She kicked her twin brother Timmy out and let Harry move into his room. A couple hours later Jessica’s mom meets Cinderella and hires her to be her maid. Since Jessica was playing with Harry she asked Cinderella to clean the cellar. Then Cinderella went down to clean the cellar, little did she know rats were down in the cellar. After Cinderella came out from the cellar Jessica made Cinderella Harry’s maid. The next day at 5:00 a.m. Harry wakes up Cinderella to do his laundry. While Cinderella was doing Harry’s laundry she found his wand in his clothes. Cinderella took a little break and tried to use his wand to turn herself into a princess, but it didn’t work. Harry was just coming out of his room when he saw Cindy (Cinderella) using his wand. Harry banished her down to the cellar and when she got there she sat down and cried but the rats came out. At first Cindy thought they were nice and she tried to play with them. But then all of a sudden the rats started to attack! They bit Cindy in too many places to say. Just then Jessica’s mom comes out and rushes Cindy to the hospital. Back at home Harry used the “Avada Cavotera” spell to kill the rats. After two weeks in the hospital Cindy finally came home. But then she had to rest for two weeks. After the two weeks of resting Cindy is all recovered but now she only goes down in the cellar when it needs cleaning!
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"Totally Disgusting 2"
My name is Mewkiss if you didn’t already know and my best friend’s name is Barkus. I’m sitting outside in the dog house right now. It’s a long story. There’s a problem here. Jessica got a new cat! She is a pain, she pushed me off the couch. Jessica seems to love her. I want Jessica all for myself. I know it sounds selfish but well never mind. I saw her yesterday. She ate my food because she was hungry.
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It was snowing one night and Barkus was walking when a pile of snow fell on him and he was trapped and couldn’t get out. And then I came and helped Barkus get out and brought him to my house and got the snow off him, and my cat Mewkiss came in and looked at Barkus and hissed at him. But I kept Barkus because he was homeless and soon Barkus and Mewkiss became friends. Then I was playing with my iPod when I heard barking and meowing one night. I came to see if my pets were ok. But when I saw them they were fighting rats and they won and it ended happily ever after.
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"Are You Kidding ME!!!"
Barkus and Mewkiss have some new FRIE NDS! Oreo, Skittles, Snowball, Finny and Brandy. One Summer afternoon, Barkus and Mewkiss heard “Bang” “Crash” “Boing.” They went inside to see what was the matter. They saw a huge cage on top of a shelf and two carrying cages beside it. They saw three small moving figures inside the big cage. “RATS!” Barkus and Mewkiss screamed at the same time.
Then one came to the side. “We’re not rats you big idiots!”
“You’re not! Then what the heck are you?”
“We are guinea pigs,” the thing said. Then they heard “bark” “bark” “bark” “bark”. Barkus got so excited to see dogs he leaped on to the carrying cages. Two dogs came out and started barking so loud that he woke up the baby turtle Fred. P.S. by the way Fred is their pet baby turtle. Then, the guinea pig said, “well, what are your names?”
“Well, my name is Mewkiss”.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! What kind of name is Mewkiss!?”
“MY NAME!!!” said the angry Mewkiss.
“Sorry sorry,” said the guinea pig.
“Well, what are your names?”
“Well, I am Skittles and this is Snowball and that’s Oreo.”
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"Funny Book"
It all started out on Sunday night. Greg Heffley, Barkus, and a U.S. army man talk. They hear rats so they go down to the basement then the rats chase them. So they all jump into the tank and speed off to McClellan Elementary. So they start a fight. Chairs, desks, and tables get thrown!
The rat king kicks Greg, then the U.S. army man hops in his tank and starts the tank up and runs a rat over. Barkus runs around and acts stupid like he does not know what to do. The rat king kicks Barkus in the head, so he is more stupid. To settle it they had a dance contest and the U.S. army man won. The rat king kicked the U.S. army man, then the U.S. army man kicked the rat and the rat got knocked out. Then all the rats and their king kicked them, and it all got into a big fight.
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